Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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