she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
as a side note pls kill me
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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