Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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