We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
