I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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