just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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