Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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