OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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