the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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