who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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