??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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