yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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