There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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