id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
i now understand why vodka
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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