ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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