ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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