she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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