I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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