Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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