I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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