There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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