we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
How's work?
Spinning.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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