I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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