She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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