Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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