You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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