do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
