At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
whose ass print is on the piano?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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