How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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