how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
True but thats because hes a fetus.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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