and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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