Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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