I hate all girls vehemently.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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