you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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