on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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