I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Are we still banned from the library?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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