Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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