just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize
