I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I pour the whiskey from now on
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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