Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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