new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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