What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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