Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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