On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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