So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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