So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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