i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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