i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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