white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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