when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
